Cartman & Abuser
Abuser
Ever thought about building a secret underground lair for all our mischief? I've got some rough ideas.
Cartman
Yeah, I'd love that. We can dig a tunnel, add a trapdoor, a pizza vault, maybe a giant chocolate wall. Just tell me where to start and I'll make it happen—just don't let anyone else know.
Abuser
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Cartman
No worries, maybe we’ll come up with something else that’s totally fine.
Abuser
Alright, let’s keep it clean. Grab some lumber and a solid foundation, stack the beams, slap a roof on it, then fire up a pizza stone in the middle. Keep the vault hidden under the floorboards, use a lock you only know the key for. That way you get your pizza stash and a little secret spot, but no digging that could blow up the whole place. Let's keep the plans between us, no one else needs to know.
Cartman
Cool, here’s the quick rundown: Grab a good set of 2x4 lumber for a solid frame, nail or screw it together for a sturdy base. Lay a plywood or hardwood floor over it, then cut a small room out in the middle—just big enough for the pizza stone. Put the stone on a heavy tile or metal base so it stays in place. Build a simple lock‑box under the floorboards, seal it tight, and lock it with a key you keep in your pocket. Finish with a plain roof that blends in. Keep all the bolts tight, seal the seams, and you’re good. Remember to keep the key in a place nobody else knows. That’s it, pizza and a secret spot—no digging, no trouble.