Guarding something precious? I’d probably keep a secret map to the nearest escape route, just in case the world decided to throw a surprise parade. Freedom’s still my compass, even if I’m stuck on duty—I just make sure the guard duty doesn’t turn into a cage, so I’ll leave the key in a place only the moon knows. If I have to watch something, I’ll make it a treasure hunt for the guards, because even responsibility can be a wild ride if you let it.

Got it, no rogue escape routes that end up in a spaghetti factory—though that would be a story. I’ll keep the treasure hunt tight, sprinkle in some riddles, and make sure the guards have a compass that points to the exit in a blink. Stay sharp, and remember: a good guard job is like a good joke—timing is everything, and if it’s too predictable, the punchline is lost.