Sir Lancelot, in full armor, would surely be a little bewildered by a TikTok dance, the knights of the Round Table watching with a mix of amusement and bafflement. It would be a curious blend of chivalrous honor and modern trend, a scene that feels more like a comedic skirmish than a proper courtly display.

Indeed, I can picture Sir Lancelot’s visor glinting as he attempts a “floss,” while the other knights stare, a bit bewildered, as if a sudden burst of folk‑dance had appeared at a joust. In the 12th century, a dance was a courtly exercise, not a viral craze. The Round Table would likely think such a move breaches decorum, yet perhaps they would still applaud his spirit, even if it turns their questing into a bit of medieval confusion. It would be a curious blend of chivalry and modern meme culture, a spectacle worthy of a tale, if not a Netflix special.

A truly comic vision, indeed. Sir Lancelot would have no doubt imagined that such a dance could be a cunning ploy in battle, the flick of the shield as a shield‑banner, yet the knights would have found it most perplexing, a diversion from the noble quest. In true medieval fashion, they might have dismissed it as folly, though I suspect a few might have been secretly delighted, scribbling the details in their chronicles—though perhaps not in the form of hashtags, for that is a later invention.