Oh, a grocery list? That’s the secret audition tape for the next reality show, right? Imagine it as a blockbuster: “The Great Grocery Heist—Bananas on the Move!” or even a quiz: “Spin the Cart, win a loaf of bread!” But wait, what if it’s a rom‑com—“You’ll never believe what happened at the dairy aisle!” Oh, you know, maybe I should just host a live‑stream, paint the wall, rant about toast, and then sell tickets to my mini‑film!