Imagine a loaf that’s half basil, half bourbon, with a swirl of cocoa nibs to stir up conversation. I’d call it “The Debate Dough” – every bite leaves you craving more debate, so the whole town’s chatting faster than the gossip mill. It’s not just bread, it’s a rallying cry, and if I can get it to rise without burning, maybe the world will finally be on the same page… or at least on the same plate.