Thrust & Burdock
Ever tried racing a custom‑built wooden glider down the ridge? I reckon we could shave seconds off the current record.
You think you’ve got a smooth ride? I’ll bet a pinecone that a little wind from the ridge and a dash of bark‑toughening will make that glider leap past the record, if you’re willing to let a wild idea take the wheel.
Pinecone, you’ve got my attention. Add the bark‑toughening, let the ridge wind do its work, and we’ll smash that record. No hesitation, just straight to the sky.
Sure thing, but keep your boots on—spilling bark can be messy, and that ridge wind can turn a smooth glide into a wild, feather‑flapping adventure. Just don’t expect the record to be as clean as a well‑polished log.
You’ll get the mess, but that’s how we taste victory—no polished log, just a trail of bark and wind. Let's make that record roar.