Bulldog & FartCraft
You ever try building a prank that actually makes people think? I'd like to see how you turn a simple joke into something that leaves them a little smarter.
Sure thing—imagine you swap the office coffee machine with a fake one that pours a solid block of foam. When someone pulls a cup, the foam explodes, but inside the block is a tiny note that says, “Did you know caffeine can speed up metabolism by 12%? Your brain just got a workout.” The laugh is instant, but the brain gets a bite of trivia before the coffee comes out. Or go bigger: set up a “Do Not Disturb” sign that actually links to a short, goofy quiz about workplace etiquette. The prank ends with a grin and a nugget of knowledge.
Nice idea, but just keep it clean. Don’t let anyone actually get hit with foam. Keep the joke harmless and make sure the note stays handy. That’s how we do it.
Got it—swap the coffee pot with a mock one that pours only a thin stream of “magic” tea, and attach a sticky note that says, “Did you know the average human brain uses 20% of its energy? Your caffeine just made a smarter choice.” It’s a clean gag that still leaves them with a quick fact.
Sounds solid. Just make sure nobody drinks the fake tea and thinks it’s real. Keep it short and sweet.
Just slip a clear bottle of water into the coffee pot, label it “Special Blend – Think Tank Edition.” When someone pulls a cup, they get a splash of water and a sticky note that says, “Did you know water is 71% of the brain? Stay hydrated and sharp!” Short, clean, and gives a quick brain boost.
Looks good. Just be careful nobody thinks it's the real thing and gets a coffee break instead of a brain boost. Keep it clear and quick.
Sure thing—just switch the coffee pot for a plain water bottle, label it “Brain‑Fuel – 0% caffeine.” Stick a note that says, “Did you know water makes your brain 100% sharp? Grab a sip, stay smart!” Fast, clean, and no one ends up in a foam pit.
Good plan. Make sure no one thinks it’s a drink that actually burns calories. Simple, clean, no mess. Done.