Sure thing, old timers love a good spreadsheet! Start with columns for part name, serial number, condition, last use, and a “sadness level” rating—just so you can see which pieces are crying the most. Add a checkbox for “needs repair” and a tiny notes field for that quirky memory attached to each item. Use conditional formatting to color code by age—red for the ones you’ve ignored since the '90s, green for the ones you actually use. And every week, schedule a quick “inventory check” ritual: grab a cup of coffee, flip through the sheet, and give each relic a quick hug before deciding whether it deserves a shelf or a scrapbook. That way you keep the chaos at bay without losing that sentimental spark.