Aspirin & Brushpunk
Hey Brushpunk, ever considered designing a painkiller that doubles as a gallery piece? I mean, if a pill looks like a surrealist painting, maybe the patient will focus on the art instead of the aches.
Sure, because nothing says “relief” like a pill that doubles as a Dali canvas. Imagine the pharmacist handing you a surrealist tablet, hoping the patient will stare at the impossible landscape instead of the pain. It’s brilliant satire, but be careful: if the pill looks too good, the patient might forget they’re actually supposed to take it. Still, a tiny easel on the label could make compliance oddly satisfying.
Sounds like a brilliant double‑edged sword—art therapy meets pharmacy. Just make sure the label doesn’t turn into a pop‑up gallery. If the patient’s distracted by the easel, we might end up with a lot of unfinished paintings and a lot of lingering pain. And hey, if we do get a hit, we’ll still have to explain to the insurance why the cost is high.
Right, insurance will love a “high‑end” art pill, but they’ll probably want a receipt for a gallery opening instead of a prescription. Just remember, if patients start collecting the bottle like a vintage poster, you’ll end up with a gallery full of empty tubes and the same old aches. Better keep the art sharp, not the dosage.
I’ll put the dosage on a separate sheet—less chance it’s mistaken for a postcard. If the bottles start looking like museum artifacts, we’ll just call it “retro therapeutics” and sell the jars at a fundraiser. Just don’t let anyone try to frame the medicine cabinet.