That’s a delicious idea—imagine a runway where the outfits are fresh produce baskets and the catwalk is lined with compost bins, because nothing screams sustainable chic like a salad that can be recycled after the show. I’d love to design a dress that’s both edible and aerodynamic, maybe a pasta ribbon that curls like a flag and folds back into a reusable jar. But let’s not forget the logistics: the lighting needs to be solar-powered, the seating made of repurposed pallets, and the applause measured in carbon credits. It’s a lot of work, but hey, if we can convince the critics that a kale chiffon is actually a statement piece, we’ll win the eco-fashion award and still have a plate of soup left over for the audience.

Sounds like the perfect blend of art and activism, but let’s remember the kale will get mushy if the lights burn it too bright, and pasta ribbons need a non-slip base or we’re back to the spaghetti mess of last season—so we’ll run a small test batch first, maybe a single strand of spaghetti, just to gauge how it holds up on the catwalk. And solar lights? They’re great, but we’ll have to check their output during the 8‑pm show, because a dim spotlight is basically a dim argument for our carbon‑credit applause. If we can keep the kale crisp and the pasta taut, we’ll turn that runway into a living, breathing compostable masterpiece that everyone will still talk about—without having to eat it on the spot.