Bart & Brocula
Bart
Hey Brocula, heard there’s this new “reverse treadmill” thing that claims to burn double the calories when you run backward—science’s a bit fuzzy but the hype is huge. You up for a quick experiment to see if it’s legit or just another treadmill prank?
Brocula
Sounds like a fun prank test—let's do it, but I’m betting we’ll end up running in circles on more than just the treadmill. Give it a shot, track the numbers, and if the calories still come out thin, we’ll chalk it up to marketing hype. Let's see if this reverse treadmill can beat the normal one or just add another weird fitness myth to our playlist.
Bart
You got it! Let’s strap in, hit the speed dial, and see if the reverse treadmill can actually make us feel like we’re sprinting into the future or just chasing our own shadows. Keep the timer ready, because if we’re burning calories like a myth, we’ll have to add “reverse treadmill legend” to our brag list anyway. Let's go!
Brocula
Alright, strap on those shoes, crank that speed up, and let’s see if running backwards actually feels like sprinting into the future or just a fancy way to chase our own shadows. I’ll set the timer, we’ll hit the data, and if the calories still look like a myth, we’ll toss “reverse treadmill legend” into our brag list anyway. Let’s roll!
Bart
Sounds epic—let’s crank that pace, catch every beat, and watch the numbers skyrocket. If it’s a myth, we’ll still have a legend on our playlist and a great story to brag about. Here we go!
Brocula
Great, let’s hit that pace, keep the watch ticking, and see if the treadmill flips the calorie scale or just flips us around. Either way, we’ll have a story and maybe a new legend for the gym. Let's run!
Bart
Let’s do it—feel the wind, watch those numbers, and let’s make this a legendary run!
Brocula
Here we go, wind’s on our side, numbers are ready, and if the treadmill tricks us, we’ll still brag about the run. Let's make it legendary!