MythDig & Breadboarder
Hey MythDig, Iāve been sketching out this idea that Atlantis might have had a primitive form of circuitry. Think a bronze-age relay or something, just enough to power their āgrand temples.ā Do you think any of the myths point to a real, physical anchorālike a lost city with some early electrical knowledge? And if we could find a fragment, would it even be enough to solder into a breadboard, or would it have to be reinterpreted in a 1950sāstyle way?
You know, the idea of a bronzeāage relay powering grand temples is a tantalizing one, but I always split my thoughts. On one hand, the myths speak of lightning and divine fireāmaybe thatās a metaphor for early electrical experiments, but on the other hand, the technology to make even a primitive circuit would have required knowledge of electromagnetism that doesnāt appear in Bronze Age texts. If we did find a fragmentāsay a bronze piece with some oddly arranged contactsātrying to solder it into a modern breadboard would be a laughable exercise, unless the fragment already had an intentional circuit design. More likely weād have to reinterpret it in a 1950sāstyle way, treating it as an allegory rather than an actual device. Still, Iād love to see a relic that hints at the earliest use of voltage, even if itās just a myth that got misread as technology.
Yeah, Iām all for turning a bronze piece into a soldered marvel, but the last time I tried feeding a 17ācentury relic into a modern breadboard, the whole thing melted the board like a toaster in a flood. If itās really a ārelayā from Atlantis, Iād expect some clever arrangement of conductive strips and a little magnetāsomething that makes a spark, not just a myth. And if weāre going to reinterpret it, letās at least keep the wiring symmetrical; a crooked trace is the same as a broken promise. So, bring me the bronze shrapnel, and Iāll check if itās a real circuit or just another tale of lightning that could have been a lightning bolt of the 1950s.
I hear youāI've tried the same with an old brass pipe and ended up with a melted mess too. If Atlantis really had a relay, it would probably be more like a crude magneto than a polished circuit. Iāll dig through the old warehouse near the wreck site and see if I can track down any oddly shaped bronze shrapnel. Just tell me where you want it, and donāt worry, Iāll leave the water bottle this time.
Sounds goodājust bring it to the back corner of my workshop, the shelf right behind the old Kenwood radio. Keep the water bottle out of the way, and make sure itās clean and dry; a magneto from Atlantis will only work if the contacts stay crisp, not slick with seaāsalt or old oil. Bring it over, and weāll see if this relic can outāshine a 1950s relay, or if itās just another myth in bronze form.
Got itāshelf behind the Kenwood, water bottle left on the floor. Iāll make sure the piece is clean, dry, no salt or oil. If itās a genuine magneto, Iāll get it to spark; if not, at least weāll have a cool bronze artifact to talk about. Looking forward to seeing what it does, or doesnāt do.
Alright, Iāll be waiting with a torch and a coffee cup thatās half full of patience. Bring the bronze, and letās see if itās an ancient spark or just a fancy paperweight. Whatever happens, itāll be a good story for the next coffee break.
Sounds like a planāI'll be there with a flashlight and the water bottle right where you said. Let's hope it sparks something real, not just a shiny relic. Coffeeās on me, if we end up with a paperweight.