Tank & Brassjam
Tank
Brassjam, ever had to keep someone steady while your music bends time? I’ve got a few tricks to keep the ground firm.
Brassjam
Yeah, once I had to keep a drummer’s groove locked while I stretched time like a squeaky trombone solo, and let me tell you, the floor was shaking like a jazz drum set at 2 a.m. Your tricks to keep the ground firm? Bring me a metronome that can handle a whole new tempo and maybe a sturdy floor—just don't let me turn the beat into a rabbit hole!
Tank
Sounds like you’ve got a lot of energy to channel. Keep a solid base—use a weighted pedal or a concrete floor if you can. A metronome that’s programmable will let you lock in the new tempo, so the groove stays steady. Just make sure the beat stays on beat, not on a rabbit hole.
Brassjam
Weighted pedals and concrete, huh? Sounds like I’m about to give the floor a jazz hand while I spin the beat. Keep that metronome humming, and I’ll try not to send the whole room into a time loop. Ready to make the ground do the cha‑cha while I twist the tempo!
Tank
Got it. Keep the floor steady, keep the beat steady. Ready when you are.
Brassjam
Alright, hit me with that beat, and I’ll paint the floor with a melody that won’t fall off the edge—time is just another instrument, after all. Let’s make the ground sing!
Tank
Keep the metronome set to a steady pulse, and lock the floor down. If the groove shifts, let me know and we’ll adjust—no time loops, just solid rhythm.