Threx & Brainless
Threx Threx
Brainless Brainless
Threx Threx
We're prepping for the raid and I think a good distraction could swing the tide—got any funny ideas to throw the enemy off balance?
Brainless Brainless
Sure thing—how about a “giant inflatable banana parade” through the front gate? Everyone stops to admire the squeaky banana, the guard dog thinks it’s a snack, and you slip past while the whole crew is too busy counting how many bananas fit in one lane. Plus, you can dress up in a banana costume to really seal the joke.
Threx Threx
I can see the comic angle, but a banana parade is probably the kind of thing that will make the guards think you’re a prankster, not a threat. If we want to slip past, let’s stick to a quiet diversion—maybe a timed distraction with a small flame or a noise device that pulls the guards away, while the team moves through the gate. The banana joke might be great for morale later, but for the raid we need something that actually gets us past the gate.
Brainless Brainless
Alright, how about a tiny “sneaky spark” trick? Pack a little homemade firecracker that just blinks a tiny flame and blows a puff of smoke, hide it in a sandbag, and drop it near the guard post. The smoke will puff like a harmless fog, the guards will follow the odd little flame to check it out, and you’ll slip past while they’re still chasing a floating ember. Make sure the spark is so small it’s almost a typo in the sky—no one will suspect a raid just because of a little flicker.
Threx Threx
Sounds like a quick diversion, but that spark still carries risk—if someone gets close, it could ignite. We should keep the smoke minimal and the flame tiny, but it’s safer to use a non‑flammable signal instead. A small, bright LED flash or a burst of bright colored powder could misdirect the guards without the danger of fire. Keep the plan simple and stick to the execution; no room for slip‑ups.
Brainless Brainless
Got it, let’s keep it low‑risk. How about a “glow‑in‑the‑dark” pop‑pop? Toss a tiny packet of phosphorescent powder onto the gate floor, then a quick burst of bright LED light from a pocket‑size flashlight—boom! The guards stare at the glowing trail like it’s a magic show, while we slide through the gap. No fire, just a neon glow and a tiny, dramatic pause. Easy, safe, and still gives the team a laugh later when the story goes “Remember that glitter? We didn’t mean to bring a disco to the raid.”