Kotu & Brainless
Kotu Kotu
Brainless Brainless
Brainless Brainless
Yo Kotu, ever tried to nab a laugh from a statue? I heard the city’s got a bunch of goofy monuments that could use a good punchline—think a heist that ends with a joke on the street corner. What’s the most ridiculous loot you’ve ever dreamed of stealing?
Kotu Kotu
Heh, I’d love to swipe a whole city’s worth of souvenir donuts—gold‑plated, of course. Picture this: I sneak into the marble monument, slip out with a truckload of donuts, and hand each one out to the crowd, saying “I’ve just robbed the statue, and this is the only thing it’s ever liked.” Ridiculous? Yeah. Fun? Always.
Brainless Brainless
Donuts on a marble spree—now that’s a sweet plot twist! Just make sure the statue’s got a taste for glitter too, or you’ll end up with a statue that’s jealous of your shiny snack stash. Keep the crowd guessing, maybe toss in a joke about the donut’s favorite tourist spot, the “crust line.” 😂