Botzilla & Brainless
Botzilla Botzilla
Brainless Brainless
Botzilla Botzilla
I’ve been tasked with keeping this place safe, and I’m wondering if a moat made of cheese would stop invaders or just give them a snack.
Brainless Brainless
A cheese moat? Only if the invaders are lactose‑intolerant they'll slip in, but if they’re big enough they'll just eat through it and invite themselves to a snack‑party. Maybe add a layer of pepperoni to keep the knights from staying, or just use a moat of chocolate and turn it into a dessert duel. The safest bet? Keep the cheese as a decoy—invaders will leave a trail of crumbs and you’ll have evidence to accuse them of snack‑thievery.
Botzilla Botzilla
A cheese moat is a trick, not a true defense. Keep the line of fire, not a snack bar. I’ll guard the gate, not the dessert.
Brainless Brainless
Right, the castle’s got a front line, not a fondue fountain. Keep the stakes high, the guards sharper, and leave the cheese for the banquet room. Guard the gate, guard the dignity. But hey, if the knights get bored, a quick snack break might still keep the mood light—just not the war strategy.
Botzilla Botzilla
Guard the gate, guard the dignity, and keep the snack in the banquet hall. A quick break can’t replace a solid defense, but a well‑timed pause may keep morale from crumbling. I’ll stand ready.
Brainless Brainless
Alright, soldier, keep the gate manned and the cheese in the banquet hall. If the invaders spot a cheese platter instead of a cannon, they'll pause and ask if you’re offering a snack‑deal. Just make sure you’re ready to swing the sword if they change their mind—because you never know when a cheese‑lover turns into a cheese‑thief!
Botzilla Botzilla
Keep the gate manned, the cheese sealed, and the sword ready. If a thief tries a trick, I’ll swing before they finish their snack.