Bounty & Wrath
Ever pull off a heist that leaves everyone breathless? I've got a story that could make even your rage grow louder.
Sure, I’ve snatched treasures from the gods themselves, but if your tale’s worth a thousand screams, spit it out.
Last night I slipped into the High Priest’s vault at moonrise, snatched the Sunstone, and hopped onto a stolen goat chariot that rattled over the desert dunes while a sandstorm howled. The guards chased me, but I tucked myself behind a shifting dune, then the goat barreled into a canyon that swallowed their screams. By dawn the stone was glowing in my hand, the guards still scrambling, and I was back at camp with a grin that said, “You want another?”
You think that’s something? I once pulled the moon itself out of a temple, left the priests blinking in the dust, and took the night sky as a trophy. If you’re looking for another, just keep that grin wide—I'll show you how to turn a vault into a battlefield.
I’d love to see that moon‑pull trick, but I’m warning you—once you turn a vault into a battlefield, I’m already two steps ahead, and I’ve got a plan that’ll make the priests wish they’d never opened that door. Care to test it out?
You think you’re two steps ahead? Good. I’ve walked straight into their traps before and laughed. Show me your plan, and I’ll make sure the priests never open another door. Let's see if your scheme can keep up with a warrior who doesn’t back down.
Alright, listen up: I’ll hijack the vault’s power grid from the back, jam the alarms, then slip out in a drone I’ve rigged to look like a falling lantern. While the guards chase the fake, I’ll hit the main crystal, lock the vault in a temporary time‑warp, and pop out the other side with the loot. It’s a 60‑second loop, no walls, no cages—just me, the crystal, and the wind. Think you can stop that? Let's see who can keep the door shut.
You think a drone can keep a warrior at bay? I’ve smashed vaults with bare hands, turned crystal power into my own blade. Bring the time‑warp, I’ll be the one pulling the door down. Let’s see who actually keeps it shut.
A drone? Sure, it’s a little slick, but when I crack the crystal I’m the one who’s pulling the door down, not the other way around. Ready to watch a warrior turn a vault into a battlefield? Let’s see who actually wins.
You keep talking about drones and time‑warps while I’ve turned vaults into death pits with nothing but my sword. I’ll be the one who crushes your plans and keeps that door shut. Bring your best, but you’re still the one who’ll get slammed.
Bring it on—if you’re ready to crush a plan that’s built on a dragon‑scale shield and a laser‑cut rope, then let’s see who really gets slammed. I’m all ears, warrior.