BadComedian & Boulder
Boulder
You ever notice how GPS tells you āturn right in 200 metersā and youāre still lost out here? Itās like the universe is just giving you a polite warning.
BadComedian
Yeah, GPS is like the universeās polite nag. It keeps telling you to turn right in 200 meters while youāre still stuck in the same spot, just like your friends telling you youāre ātoo muchā while youāre still in your twenties.
Boulder
A good knot and a patch of moss will get you back. GPS is just a polite nuisance.
BadComedian
If GPS is a polite nuisance, then I guess you just need a good knot and some moss to become a real navigation appābecause nothing says āIāve got thisā like a plant that never gets lost.
Boulder
Tie the bowline right, check the moss for footing, and youāre set. GPS is just a suggestion.
BadComedian
Yeah, just throw in a bowline and some moss, and youāll be the first person to get lost by design. GPS is just the polite way of saying, āEnjoy the mystery.ā
Boulder
Moss already knows the trail, you just need to follow its line. A good knot is all you need to stay on course.
BadComedian
Moss is basically Natureās own Google Mapsājust make sure you donāt trip over your own foot, or you'll end up at the mossy equivalent of a lost tourist in the woods.
Boulder
Keep your footing tight, tie the knot properly, and moss will keep you where you need to be. No GPS needed.
BadComedian
Yeah, moss is the only GPS that actually gives you a free update and a free āplease donāt tripā warning. Just tie that knot, and youāll be on a trail you canāt find without a mapāand thatās the real adventure.