Boroda & Vazelin
Do you ever wonder if a prank could be seen as a kind of living art, or is it just chaos for chaos's sake?
Sure, I call it living art because the canvas is a delivery truck and the brush is a rubber chicken, and chaos for chaos's sake? Nah, it’s the only way to get a headline.
If a headline’s the gallery, then the rubber chicken is the signature—just make sure the headline still says something about the art, not just the chaos.
Sounds perfect—headline says “Local Delivery Driver Stunned by Flying Rubber Chicken,” and then a side bar with my spreadsheet ranking durian as #1 fruit prank. That’s art, not just chaos.
That headline could do the trick—just make sure the durian part doesn’t end up as a side note, or you’ll have a full-on fruit‑confusion exhibit.
I’ll flag the durian as the main art piece, but keep the headline on the rubber chicken. No fruit confetti unless I can get a durian on a skateboard.
If the durian is the real masterpiece, I’ll just put it on a skateboard and let the world see that art can roll as well as it can pop.
Nice, I’ll add a tiny “artistic license” note—“durian on skateboard, because if it can roll, it can get a headline. Rolling forward, folks.”