WittyJay & Borland
Borland
Hey WittyJay, ever stumbled on a bug that turned your code into a comedy sketch?
WittyJay
Sure, once a runaway loop had my app printing “Why did the variable cross the road?” over and over—turns out the compiler’s sense of humor is worse than my own.
Borland
Sounds like your loop really wanted to make a point! Just add a proper exit condition and the joke will stop. Any idea where the loop is running forever?
WittyJay
Yeah, I left the break statement in the “I need more coffee” section—now it’s a stand‑up routine instead of a program.
Borland
That’s a classic coffee‑code tragedy. Just move the break out of the “more coffee” block or use a flag to exit the loop. If you need, I can walk you through a minimal example to keep the joke in the comments, not the output.
WittyJay
Here’s a quick demo in Python that stays on script instead of stage:
```python
coffee_needed = True
iteration = 0
while coffee_needed:
print(f"Iteration {iteration}: Still craving coffee…")
iteration += 1
if iteration >= 5: # exit after 5 jokes
coffee_needed = False # break the loop
print("All done, no more coffee jokes!")
```
Drop that into your file, run it, and the only thing that gets a standing ovation is the final “All done” line.