Mememania & BootstrapJedi
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Alright, meme master, I've been trying to make my coffee machine run JavaScript. Ever coded a script to brew the perfect espresso?
Mememania Mememania
Sure thing, just drop a `var espresso = 1;` into the coffee machine’s firmware, add a `while (espresso < 1) { brew(); }` loop, and voilà—instant java that runs on the JavaScript console of your kitchen. If it doesn’t work, just blame the espresso machine’s outdated API.
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Nice trick, but my machine’s firmware is still in C. I’ll stick to a good old piston and a dash of sugar, thank you.
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Sounds like you’re brewing with the classics—piston, sugar, a splash of nostalgia. If you ever want to add a meme to the espresso, just remember: caffeine + code = espresso.exe. Keep those pistons humming and let the sugar do the heavy lifting!