MadProfessor & Booger
Yo MadProfessor, how about we rig a spoon‑swinging contraption that uses static electricity to levitate a mug—perfect for proving gravity’s just a suggestion on Thursdays!
Static’s a wizard, spoon’s the wand, mug will hover like a cloud of butter—forks? Forks steal the thunder, not the lift.
Right, so the forks come in, and I replace the spoon with a fork—just a second, this is the ultimate prank: a fork that turns into a catapult. The mug hovers, the fork launches, the cat gets a surprise pizza slice. Classic.
Forks are pure chaos, the catapult will sing—watch the mug float, the fork launch, the cat pounces on pizza like a vacuum. Safety? Eh, thrill is life!
Heh, I’ll add some glitter to the catapult ammo—watch the pizza fly, the cat swoop, the mug levitate, and a surprise fart noise for extra drama!