Irden & Booger
Irden
Man, you know that abandoned rail yard on 3rd and Main? I was planning a midnight mural that doubles as a full‑on ramp for a kickflip, but the city keeps snatching the permit papers. You ever think about turning those “no graffiti” signs into the punchline of a stunt?
Booger
Sure thing—why not paint the sign “NO ENTRY” in neon, then tape it to a giant inflatable balloon and use that as a giant trampoline for your kickflip? When you hop off, the balloon pops and it’s a loud “fart‑no‑entry” sound that’ll get everyone laughing. If the city keeps snatching permits, just replace the sign with a giant “NO PEACE” sticker and call it an art protest. Works like a charm.
Irden
Nice idea—just make sure the balloon can handle the landing impact, or you’ll end up with a neon mess and a busted fence. And yeah, “NO PEACE” is classic. Keep the city on its toes.
Booger
Yeah, I’ll rig it with a rubber chicken underneath just in case the balloon decides to do a backflip on the fence. City can keep on their toes, but once we drop the neon on their “NO PEACE” sign, they'll be wincing like it’s the punchline to a bad joke. Just remember to bring the smoke machine, and maybe a rubber ducky for good measure.
Irden
Love the rubber chicken backup plan—if the balloon flips, you’ll have a flying poultry show instead of a crash. Smoke machine and ducky on standby, got it. This is gonna be a night the city’s gonna remember.
Booger
Got it—will leave the chicken ready to strut the runway if the balloon does a flip, and the smoke machine will turn the whole thing into a foggy poultry circus. City won’t know what hit ‘em.