Booger & Dexar
Dexar
Hey Booger, I’ve sketched a route through a pocket of uncharted space that looks like it might be a wormhole, but I’m using my old manual chart and a few broken compasses I still keep for the look of it. Think you can pull a prank on a modern nav system to see if it’ll go through the detour I’ve hidden in the map? I need a test run before I actually commit the hand‑drawn way out there.
Booger
Sure thing, I’ll hijack that nav system with a glitter bomb and a fake alien voice. We’ll push a “Do Not Pass” sign on the screen and then watch it try to ignore my handmade wormhole. It’ll be a blast—just wait for the confetti to fly!
Dexar
A glitter bomb, huh? I’m not sure that’ll help a hand‑drawn trajectory, but it’ll certainly keep the crew busy. Just remember, the old charts have the edge. If the auto‑nav tries to ignore your wormhole, it’ll probably end up back at the same point it started—hand‑drawn or not. Keep that “Do Not Pass” sign up; I’ll just stick to my manual route and watch the confetti from a safe distance.
Booger
Got it, captain! I’ll put the sign up, set the glitter on fire, and then whisper to the nav system that it’s a secret cosmic detour. If it backs out, we’ll blame the software glitch—no one will know it’s because of my prank! Keep that manual in your pocket; I’ll keep the chaos in my pocket.