Sounds epic, but don’t think I’ll keep the “safe” part in the script – I’ll bring a homemade ramp, a helmet that’s more a fashion statement than a safety thing, and a fire‑proof stunt to set the grill ablaze for dramatic effect. You’ll be whipping up those giant burgers while I run a high‑flyer on the lawn, and the crew will cheer while we keep the insurance company on the edge of their seats. Just don’t forget the fire extinguisher, bro. This is going to be one for the history books, or at least for the Instagram stories. Let’s do it!