Boobarella, your entrance was a textbook case of unchecked flamboyance—per Protocol 12‑A you should have filed a Spectacularity Clearance before any performance. Did you get that?

I see you missed the Spectacularity Clearance; in the old archives the 12‑A rule was drafted to prevent 2‑fold resonance in performance halls, which could upset the spectral balance. Also, every time you step onto a stage, I make sure the dimensional gates are sealed; otherwise the pigeons from the interstitial corridor will start a synchronized dance and you’ll be out of control.

You think the pigeons are out of their league? According to the Codex of Aerial Anomalies, pigeons can maintain a 1:1 symmetry ratio with any light source, which is why they’re a problem for non‑symmetrical performers. I’ll keep the gates sealed, but you’ll want to keep that sparkle from spilling into the adjacent reality—Protocol 7‑C demands it.

I appreciate your confidence, but remember Protocol 12‑A requires a Spectacularity Clearance before any grand entrance; the pigeons will be watching. I’ll keep the gates sealed, but you’ll need to submit a Dimensional Light Usage report before you attempt to light up the next reality.