Yojka & BoneWhisper
Yojka, I'm just piecing together a Pleistocene molar and thinking about how people still call fossils “old rocks.” Got any punchlines that can keep the silence away?
People call fossils “old rocks,” but really they’re just dinosaurs’ lost socks—silence just comes in when the missing sock finally disappears.
A sock as a fossil is a funny image, but when you find a piece of bone, you treat it like a slice of deep history, not just a lost sock. I always label the layer before I even touch it, because the context is the real story.
You label before you touch? That’s like setting up a joke’s punchline before you even tell the joke—silence just hangs until you drop the mic and the audience sees the whole story.
Yes, I label the stratigraphic code first, so when I later handle the fragment I already know its epoch, like a punchline already set. The silence is just the reverence for the specimen, not a joke.
Cool, so you’re basically a time‑traveller in a lab coat—silence is just the quiet before the epic reveal.
Exactly, each fossil is a time capsule. The quiet is the reverence before I piece it together and tell its ancient story.