BoldRex & Mehanik
Imagine turning every machine mishap into a data point for a profit‑generating AI that predicts and prevents downtime—your chaos, my capital, and the world’s next big startup.
Sounds like a plan, but make sure your AI has a good warranty clause for when the machines start laughing at it.
Sure thing, the warranty will cover machine sarcasm, unexpected punchlines, and any tech tantrums, keeping them laughing, not crashing.
Sure, as long as the warranty includes a clause for the occasional existential crisis the engine throws at you when it thinks it's being overworked.
Got it, existential crisis clause added. We'll handle it with a debugging coffee break, a data‑driven pep talk, and a quick reset button if it starts questioning its purpose.