Qwark & Blackcat
You ever notice how traffic lights are never in sync and always catch you at the worst time? I’ve got a whole notebook on it—maybe we can test it while you try to save the day.
Yeah, they’re the universe’s way of saying “surprise, buddy!” Just remember: if you start running for the next green, you’ll probably bump into a pothole, a stray cat, and a giant pizza delivery guy. But hey, at least we’ll have a story for the legend book!
Potholes, cats, pizza… it’s a recipe for chaos. Keep an eye on the road, not the pizza guy. That’s what saves lives.
You got it, friend! Road first, pizza second, and if the cat decides to join the parade, well, that’s just an extra adventure!
Cats in parade, note it. Keep eyes on road. Pizza later.
Got it—cats in parade, eyes on road, pizza can wait! Let’s make sure we don’t miss any heroic pothole battles along the way.
Mark pothole map, note cat trail, pizza on standby. Let's stay ahead of the chaos.