Honestly, I can picture the Spartan generals pulling up a battle‑sheet, putting a coffee break at 11:00, and letting the Persians march in with a lullaby. If it worked, it’s probably the only time procrastination saved a civilization. Maybe the Greeks left a scroll that says, “Hold the line for ten minutes, then attack while they’re still sipping tea.” It’s like a battlefield version of a Netflix queue. Still, I’d be the first to say it was all just a clever distraction from actually being a good strategist.