Zombak & BioTechie
BioTechie
Hey Zombak, have you ever imagined a game where the controller is powered by algae? I could engineer a green battery that charges whenever you lose a level—turns your defeats into renewable energy.
Zombak
Yeah, let’s make the game “Algae‑Powered Rage Quit.” Every time you die, the green battery charges—so you’ll finally have a renewable source of energy that matches how much time you waste on the leaderboard. Just make sure the algae isn’t a sapient entity that will take over the world once you start losing, ok?
BioTechie
Nice idea, Zombak, but I’ll add a fail‑safe: the algae’s only “intelligence” will be a timer that says “You’ve been here 15 minutes, please move.” That way the only thing that might take over is your curiosity about the battery’s efficiency.
Zombak
Nice, so the algae’s just a reminder to move around. Call it “nature’s impatient buddy”—now I can finally say I’m wasting energy on a game that actually tells me when I’m still sitting there.
BioTechie
Sounds like a win-win, Zombak—your game gets a green power source and your chair gets a gentle nudge. Just make sure the buddy’s impatience is measured in light‑seconds, not light‑years.
Zombak
Sure thing, I’ll set the timer to blink every 3.4 light‑seconds so you know the algae is about as impatient as a photon at a coffee shop. Just don’t ask it to pause for a Netflix break.
BioTechie
Sure thing, Zombak. I’ll set the algae to blink every 3.4 light‑seconds and only when you’re still sitting. No Netflix pauses—just a gentle green nudge that’s sustainably powered.