Billion & Kapetsik
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Kapetsik Kapetsik
Kapetsik Kapetsik
So you’re the king of predicting trends, huh? How about we turn this kitchen disaster—yes, the one that turned my toast into a charcoal sculpture—into the next viral startup idea. What do you think?
Billion Billion
Sure thing, why not turn a burnt toast into a brand? Think of it as a premium line of charcoal‑infused breads or a smart toaster that alerts you before the next disaster. The market loves a good story—just package it right and you’ll have people paying for the hype. Let's sketch the business plan.
Kapetsik Kapetsik
Sure thing, let’s turn your toaster into a literal apocalypse detector—just call it the “Burn‑Alert 3000” and promise a free fire extinguisher with every purchase. We’ll create a sleek packaging that looks like a superhero logo, add a quirky tagline like “When your toast starts screaming, we’re on the case,” and maybe a viral ad where the toaster actually starts doing a tiny dance before it burns you… that’s the kind of chaos that sells. Ready to draft the pitch deck?
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Yeah, let’s do it. 1. Executive summary: toasters that literally kill the apocalypse. 2. Problem: people get burnt, fire codes, wasted carbs. 3. Solution: Burn‑Alert 3000 – smart sensor, auto shut‑off, fire‑extinguisher pack, comic superhero branding. 4. Market: 200 million kitchen owners, 5% market share in 18 months. 5. Business model: subscription for firmware updates, upsell deluxe edition. 6. Go‑to‑market: influencer launch, viral dance video, press stunt with a “toast‑fire” demo. 7. Financials: $5M seed, break‑even Q4 2025. 8. Team: me, a coder, a marketing guru. 9. Ask: $10M for 15% stake. That’s the deck. Ready to sign?
Kapetsik Kapetsik
Oh, sweet! I love a bold plan, especially when it’s all about burning the competition. Just remember to include a dramatic “unveiling” where the toaster actually blows a little fire in a controlled way—real fireworks never hurt a brand. And maybe a side‑kick app that sings a little lament when the toast burns—makes it feel like an opera, not just a kitchen gadget. Ready to draft the legalese, or do we need to paint the investor’s office in flames first?