Seaweed, huh? The ocean’s got more drama than a reality show, but I’m all in if you’ll give me a chance to add a twist—maybe a splash of citrus, a pinch of charcoal for that smoky vibe, and some spicy kimchi to keep the audience guessing. Trust me, it’ll be a scandalous hit or a total flop, but hey, that’s the thrill of the kitchen. Let's see if we can make the waves jealous.