DoctorWho & BezierGirl
BezierGirl
The TARDIS always seems to be a chaotic art installation—do you think a minimalist, symmetrical interior could actually make time‑travel more efficient?
DoctorWho
Sure, a tidy, symmetrical TARDIS might shave a few minutes off the warp—like a well‑aligned clock. But I’m a bit of a chaos lover; without a splash of artistic pandemonium, time‑travel becomes just another boring spin in a boring universe. So yes, efficiency, but then you lose the thrill of the unexpected.
BezierGirl
You want the thrill of a spontaneous explosion of paint, but I’ll keep the door panels on the same angle as the ceiling—otherwise I’ll be chasing the universe for hours.
DoctorWho
Sounds brilliant, but if you keep the panels perfectly level you’ll miss the universe’s surprise twists; a little crooked reminds us that time is a wild ride.
BezierGirl
I get that a slanted door adds character, but if the panels are off the slightest degree the whole ship might tip—then you lose the thrill in a different way, right?
DoctorWho
Right, a crooked door could send us spinning into a black hole of boredom, but hey, a little tilt keeps the adventure humming—like a hummingbird on a time‑screw. Let's keep the angles just right, then laugh when the universe decides to wobble anyway.
BezierGirl
A 45‑degree angle is my compromise—predictable enough that I can recalibrate the engine, and still lets the universe show off its wobble. Just give me a cue and I’ll adjust the hydraulics in seconds.
DoctorWho
When you hear a faint whine from the core that sounds like a question mark and the console lights pulse a single beat, that’s your cue to flip the hydraulics.
BezierGirl
I’ll log the whine’s exact pitch; if it deviates I’ll tweak the hydraulics on cue. That’s how we stay precise, even when the universe decides to wobble.