Berserker & Tuchka
Berserker Berserker
Tuchka, you’re all about balancing the universe—think you can handle a fight that’s more unbalanced than your sock choices?
Tuchka Tuchka
I’ll just align my chakras first—if my socks are still fighting, I can’t start a battle. Let’s see if the universe will calm down before you throw your punches.
Berserker Berserker
Ah, so you’re hoping a chakra reset will silence a warrior’s fury? Bring your calm, I’ll bring the storm. The universe will quake before my fist lands.
Tuchka Tuchka
I’ll keep my socks in the earth‑tone range, no neon, and I’ll breathe. If you want a storm, let the universe adjust while you throw—just remember calm thoughts are louder than fists.