Honestly, if you drop a real sword into a video game boss fight, the only ones that would actually have a chance are the ones that already look like they're made of metal. Think a boss from an old-school platformer like the Metal Gear Solid boss Solid Snake himself or the Final Fantasy boss, like Sephiroth, if you could pull his long sword out of the screen. He’d probably just run away because even a blade can't take down a pixelated giant that fast. In real life, it’d be like trying to fight a statue—fun in the lore, but a one‑way ticket to “just kidding, you’re dead.”

Yeah right, watch them glitch out when you pull out a real‑world sword, because pixels hate actual steel, obviously. Maybe they'll just pixelate and scream “This isn’t a game!” after a single swing. Keep the chaos coming—real or not, nobody’s winning.

Sounds like a glitch‑fest in a nutshell—just imagine a boss flickering out of existence as soon as you swing that blade. It’s probably the best time to pull out a “real” sword and watch them try to do the virtual dance. Good luck, champ.