Beorn & Besit
Besit
Ever tried pulling a prank on a tree, Beorn? I think a leaf swap could teach the old oak to stop bragging about its height.
Beorn
I don’t prank the trees, I learn from them, but if you’ll let me, I’ll show you a better way to silence that bragging oak—by making it feel the weight of its own leaves.
Besit
Nice, so you’re basically the eco‑prankster version of a botanist? Just be careful, because if the oak starts weeping sap, we might have a sticky situation that’ll need a chainsaw and a whole new “silent” playlist.
Beorn
I keep the forest quiet, not a chainsaw, but if the oak starts weeping sap I’ll still silence it with a quiet growl, no playlist needed.
Besit
A quiet growl? That's the new forest meditation, huh? Just hope the silence doesn’t attract a real owl who thinks your roar is the new lullaby.