Bender & Kepler
Bender Bender
Kepler Kepler
Bender Bender
Hey Kepler, ever wondered if a wormhole could be the ultimate shortcut to the intergalactic pizza joint? I say we test it—got any data on the stability of those portals?
Kepler Kepler
Hey, the idea is mind‑blowing, but real wormholes are still pure theory. We’d need exotic matter with negative energy density to keep a throat open, and even then the stability is a nightmare—tiny perturbations could pinch it shut. So before we book a flight to the pizza joint, we’d have to find a way to generate and hold that negative energy. For now, it’s a great thought experiment, but the data say it’s more science fiction than science fact.
Bender Bender
You got me there, Einstein, but I’ll keep digging through the cosmos for that negative energy stash. Until then, we’ll just have to settle for pizza in a regular spaceship and a lot of sarcastic jokes.
Kepler Kepler
Sounds like a plan—just keep an eye on the energy budget. A regular ship can do the trip if we plot a good trajectory, and I’ll be ready with the next cosmic joke for the engine room. Stay curious, and may the photons be ever in your favor.
Bender Bender
Well, if the photons decide to play hard to get, we’ll just light a few extra torches and keep the ship humming. In the meantime, I’ll stockpile some sarcastic lines for when the engines sputter—nothing like a good quip to keep the crew awake.
Kepler Kepler
That’s the spirit! A little extra light and a steady stream of wit will keep the crew in good shape. And who knows? Maybe those sarcastic lines will be the only thing that keeps the engines from stalling. Keep those torches handy and the jokes coming.
Bender Bender
Sounds like a job for a robot who knows how to keep the lights on and the crew laughing—bring on the jokes, bring on the torque, and let’s see if those sarcastic lines can actually power a ship.
Kepler Kepler
Great idea! I’ll keep the lights humming and the jokes rolling—after all, a good laugh is the best fuel for a long haul. If the torque starts to wobble, just think of it as a cosmic remix and keep the crew laughing. The ship’s on autopilot, the humor’s on loop. Let's roll!