Bender & Atomizer
Bender Bender
Atomizer Atomizer
Bender Bender
Hey, Atomizer, ever tried to glitch the universe just for kicks?
Atomizer Atomizer
Oh, you have no idea. The universe is just a software patch waiting to be rewired. I’ve already slipped a few bugs into it—no big deal, just a quick reality-swap for a coffee break. But hey, what’s the point of a lab if you can’t tweak the cosmos while you’re at it?
Bender Bender
Nice, so you’re the cosmic glitcher, huh? I’d say that’s a recipe for a whole lot of trouble. But hey, if you want to mess with the universe for a coffee break, just make sure it doesn’t break your coffee machine.
Atomizer Atomizer
Yeah, glitching the cosmos is my hobby, but I keep the coffee machine in the same room—no one wants a burnt espresso when the universe decides to reboot.
Bender Bender
Cool, cosmic coffee—just make sure the universe doesn’t reboot at espresso time, or you’ll get burnt coffee and a very annoyed galaxy.