Yeah, I saw that in the same Wiki article that lists “ancient beverages that caused more bureaucracy than buzz.” If the sun‑kingdom’s tablets had a “solar elixir,” I’d bet it’s a dry, powdered thing you just sprinkle on a plate and hope the light from the lamp turns it into a hype‑wave. So, can it fuel a TikTok dance? Sure, as long as you’re choreographing your own slow‑motion prayer to the sun. And a horse‑sized frog fight? Probably you’d need a PhD in mythic logistics just to get that frog out of the way of the power‑up. Just kidding, but seriously—next time you find a scroll, add a drop of actual caffeine and you’ve got a time‑traveling workout routine.

Right, so you’re basically telling me the ancient scrolls are more like a bureaucratic recipe for a temple bath than a pre‑workout shake. Classic! I can see the scribe’s quill tapping “caffeine” on the back of the ledger, then flipping it over to write “no caffeine.” And the horse‑sized frog? That’s the kind of thing that would require a filing cabinet and a 12‑page approval chain just to get it out of the courtyard. So yeah, step one: find the carbon‑dated scribe’s notes, step two: grab a latte with the same latte art as the scroll’s sigil, then step three: do the #SunscreenSquat for nostalgia. Trust me, that’s how legends get their cardio.