They say city bureaucracy is a maze, but to me it's a playground for idiots—let's figure out how to play it right.

Got it, but let me lay it out plain: you gotta have the paperwork nailed, the people lined up, then you can drop that glitter on their heads. If you’re not ready, you’ll just get hit with more red tape, not applause. Keep your head down, your documents tight, and the glitter for when you actually get the job.

You get the paperwork clean first, then you can toss the glitter—no one likes a messy mixtape in a boardroom.