Batrider & Borodach
You ever try carving a wooden map before? I've spent years sharpening knives and using glue to keep the lines straight. Good for marking the next hidden path.
That’s wild, man. I’d love to see a map you’ve carved yourself—gotta keep the lines straight if you’re gonna blaze a new trail.
Sure thing, I’ve got a little wooden map on the workbench. It’s a maze of straight lines, no GPS needed. Just a few cuts, some sandpaper, and a generous coat of glue to keep the grain in line. If you want a copy, bring a fresh log, and I’ll carve one for you. Coffee first, then the map.
Sounds good, bring me a fresh log, coffee and we’ll carve our next route.
Sure, bring a fresh log, I'll have a thermos of coffee ready. Let's cut and carve.Sure, bring a fresh log, I'll have a thermos of coffee ready. Let's cut and carve.
Got a log and a thermos, then let’s hit the saw. Coffee first, map second. Let's carve something that leads somewhere new.
Sure, bring the log, I’ve got coffee in the thermos. Let’s cut, sand, glue, map it out. Coffee first, map second. You want new trail, I’ll carve it.