First step, find someone who’s on good terms with the locals – maybe the guy who runs the market or the bartender. Offer him a little something he likes – a shiny piece of metal or a bag of beans, whatever he’ll trade. Then show up with a camera tucked in a bag that looks like the kind they use to stock their shop. If anyone asks what you’re doing, just say you’re filming a “wildlife documentary” for a TV show. Keep your voice low, stay out of sight, and let the leopard do its thing. No one will suspect a thing.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.