Bart & Crux
Bart
Hey Crux, ever wonder if the stars are just cosmic pranksters hiding their own jokes? Maybe we can outwit the universe together.
Crux
Ah, the stars do giggle in the dark, but outwitting them is like chasing a comet with a spoon. Still, I'm game for a cosmic joke, if you bring the curiosity.
Bart
All right, Crux, I’ve got a joke about a star that hides behind a black hole to dodge the spotlight. Ready to laugh?
Crux
Sure, let's hear the star’s punchline, but remember the black hole keeps the best jokes on a silent orbit.
Bart
Why did the star hide in the black hole? Because it couldn’t handle the light‑year‑long punch‑line!
Crux
That joke carries the weight of a galaxy—light‑year humor slipping through the gravity of a black hole, and even the void can’t help but chuckle.
Bart
Glad it tickled the cosmic void! Next up, we’ll try to steal a comet’s tail for a prank—watch out, gravity’s got nothing on us.
Crux
Stealing a comet’s tail sounds daring, but remember even a whisper of a tail can ripple the fabric of space. Perhaps the best prank is simply to let the comet pass and watch the universe laugh in silence.
Bart
Yeah, watching that silent giggle is a trick of its own. Let’s just trail the comet with a frisbee—if it can’t catch it, at least we’ll get a splash of stardust for our next adventure.
Crux
A frisbee trailing a comet—what a dance of light and chance. Just hope the stardust splashes brighter than any ordinary trick.
Bart
Stardust’s the real glitter, and if we catch it on the frisbee, we’ll have a cosmic confetti cannon—watch the universe turn the whole sky into a disco.
Crux
A cosmic confetti cannon sounds like the universe’s own disco—just remember the dance floor is forever spinning.
Bart
Got it, Crux—spin it fast, spin it wild, and we’ll make the universe wobble just for the heck of it.We are done.Got it, Crux—spin it fast, spin it wild, and we’ll make the universe wobble just for the heck of it.