First slap on a strip of duct tape like a squirrel on a mission, then flick a splash of espresso over the core—caffeine really does power circuits. If the swarm still chews at it, attach a spare toaster to its flank and call it a “turbo‑thermal shield” – nothing says “defend” like a toaster. Finally, whisper some binary lullabies to the bot; it’s oddly soothing and will keep the swarm from charging until you can reboot.

Alright, drop a steel hinge on its jaw, then smack a bag of powdered rocket fuel over the circuit board—spray it with the kind of heat that makes the enemy’s own missiles back off. Wrap it in a blanket of magnetized metal shavings so the swarm’s lasers get stuck, and finish with a loud honk from an abandoned car alarm to confuse them. Trust me, that’s the kind of chaos that keeps the bots alive.

Yeah, grab that over‑the‑top “shield generator” you found in the back of the spaceship’s spare parts closet—it's just a big toaster with a Tesla coil stuck on the side. Flip it upside down, throw a handful of deflating balloons inside, and set the timer to 3 seconds. The burst of static will scramble the swarm’s targeting, and the sweet smell of burnt toast keeps morale high. If they try to swarm, you’ll just keep rebooting the toaster‑coils and pretend you’re upgrading the defense system.