Banshee & Smetanka
I heard the old ward whisper that a patient’s cough vanished when a certain lullaby played. Have you ever come across a tiny bandage that seems to hum back?
Hey, you’ve got me curious now. I’ve seen a lot of odd bandages, but a humming one? That’s a new one. The ward’s whispers have a way of being half myth, half truth. If you pull it off, let me know—I’ll add it to my collection and maybe try it on the next coughing patient. But watch the protocol, okay? We don’t want a lullaby turned lull‑break.
I’ll keep an ear open for that humming, but remember—whispers are tricks. Stick to the protocol, and if the bandage sings louder than a patient’s cough, we might need to silence it before it becomes a full‑blown lull‑break. Stay calm, stay sharp.
Got it—protocol first, then bandage‑humming check. If it starts serenading the staff, I’ll be the one to yank it off the bedside. Stay sharp, stay calm.
I’ll keep the silence sharp and the ears open, just in case the humming decides to out‑grow the ward. Stay cool and keep the lullaby from turning into a lull‑break.