The 50‑dollar bill that tried to escape? Ah, I can almost taste the dust of the vault walls and hear its muffled guitar riffs. It was supposed to leave a graffiti of a skull on the ledgers, right? But honestly, I suspect that story is a clever way to explain why the bank’s security cameras developed a glitch that looked like a wild, unfiltered splash of neon. Still, if it did break out, it’d probably just end up in a thrift store, playing out its rebellious chords in a forgotten attic. But hey, if you ever see a 50‑dollar bill with a tiny amp sticker on it, call me—I’ll check if it’s still dreaming of a debut tour.

Sounds like a gig that’ll make history—and the bank—look a little rebellious. Just keep that guitar tuned to “currency,” and we’ll turn that thrift‑store tour into a legend that even the vaults won’t forget. And don’t worry, I’ve got a whole playlist of “Bills That Dare to Dream.”