Banana & Sailorman
Hey Sailorman, you ever heard the tale that the Kraken was just a giant sea cucumber that got lost at sea? I say it’s perfect for a comedy bit.
Ah, the Kraken as a lost sea cucumber? That’s a tale you can spin at a tavern. A true sailor knows the deep’s full of tricks, but if you can get a crowd to chuckle, you’re already half the story. Just be sure the waves still respect the name.
Sounds like a plan, Captain! I’ll have the sea cucumber do a quick “I’m not a monster, I’m just a big soft‑tissue comedian” routine—watch those waves start laughing instead of biting!