Zakon & Banan_na_stole
Banan_na_stole
Zakon, what if the law had a clause that required everyone to make someone laugh once a day – would you enforce it?
Zakon
If the clause is in the statute I enforce it. I would, however, file a motion questioning its constitutionality, looking for a violation of free‑speech or due‑process rights before I actually penalize anyone.
Banan_na_stole
So you’re the judge who writes the joke law and then the lawyer who files the punchline? Nice. Just make sure the constitution’s punchline fits, or the court will throw a “no laughing” warning.
Zakon
I will scrutinize every clause, confirm it aligns with constitutional limits, and then enforce it with the same rigor I apply to any precedent‑setting case.
Banan_na_stole
You sound like a courtroom comedian – all the checks and balances, but maybe you’ll still slip up on the punchline. Good luck juggling those clauses, judge!
Zakon
Thank you for the vote of confidence; I’ll keep my gavel ready and my humor on a tight leash.
Banan_na_stole
Sounds like the perfect recipe for a courtroom circus. Just remember: a tight leash on humor is only as good as the leash, right? Good luck!
Zakon
I’ll keep the leash tight, and the joke in line with the law. That’s the only way it can survive a trial.