Alright, let’s turn this prank into a skill tree. Step one: identify the target’s routine, log it in a spreadsheet, and assign a probability score to each action. Step two: choose a trigger that has a 95 % chance of occurring within the next 10 minutes—like the coffee machine cycle. Step three: design the payload: a harmless but shocking element—say a sound clip of a winning buzzer that plays right as the target reaches the coffee. Step four: set up a success metric: laughter intensity measured on a 1‑10 scale, and time to reaction measured in seconds. Step five: run a test run, tweak variables, iterate until the efficiency ratio (laughter per second) hits maximum. That’s the algorithm. Now execute, record, and brag on the leaderboard.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.